Archive for March, 2008

It’s just that time of the year…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on March 30, 2008 by mmeeviloverlord

…when you realize something's wrong. Really wrong. You start sweating, your hands become clammy and you feel as if you've got vertigo. Yes, mah mates, it's exam time again *creepy tune in the background*

It seems just like yesterday that my internals got over. And we celebrated Nj, Mahul and Eshan's birthday. And now, in just 10 more days I'll be sitting at an uncomfortable desk (uncomfy cuz it's the exams we're talking about over here :P), pushing my poor brain to it's limits and wondering whether J.K. Rowling's gonna write another Potter book (I hope she does, I hope she does!! :D). And then, I'm gonna freak out!!

Cheers to life!!

Something Silly :D

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on March 12, 2008 by mmeeviloverlord

We all know lists – funny lists, stupid lists, weird lists. Here's a silly list I found on the net, titled '15 Things To Do In A Department Store' –

1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"…. and see what happens.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.

5. Move a 'CAUTION – WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream:
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, Pikachu, go!"

QotD: All in the Family

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on March 7, 2008 by mmeeviloverlord

How do you think having siblings (or not having siblings) affects who you are as a person?

I'm a single kid. Now, while that's pretty common abroad (especially in China :D), it's pretty weird in a place like India where people have 2-3 kids normally. At one point of time I remember I was the only single kid in my entire class. I discovered it when our Geography teacher was teaching us population. *whew*

That day, after expressing her surprise, she asked me how it was to be single – whether I missed having siblings, yada yada.. I said "No". A big, firm NO! Being a single kid, I've really learned to look after myself in a way I wouldn't have been able to had I had a sibling because then I'd have had someone to watch my back. Because of my singledom, I share a very free relationship with my mom – she's my mom, sis, bff, confidante – all rolled into one gorgeous, huggable package. I've learned to do my stuff myself, and it also feels really nice not to be compared alongside anyone else (which is one of my best friends' problem, even though she's an extremely wonderful person).

I lurve being a single kid and I wouldn't have it any other way!